you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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