just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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