Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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