porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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