The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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