Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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