i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
How does it feel to date your dad?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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