Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
