I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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