That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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