I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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