He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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