This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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