whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
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