What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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