there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
no you cant smoke seaweed
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
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I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I would fuck him just for his dog
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
that may or may not have been my penis.
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