i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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