ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize