You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
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