Pappa wants mamma naked
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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