I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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