Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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