So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Let's get the cat blown out
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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