Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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