I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
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Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
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It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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