...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you would pick up someone in the library
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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