No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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