We named our party play list daddy issues
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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