Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
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I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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