you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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