So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
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I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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