Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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