if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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