hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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