My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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