Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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