please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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