That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Even my vagina gasped.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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