Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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