Why are handjobs necessary in class?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
