You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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