quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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