i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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