It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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