ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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