you traded sex for a burrito?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
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I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I can't put those talents on a resume
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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