I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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