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Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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