Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
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Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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