My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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