we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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