I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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