I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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