If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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