From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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