I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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