i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Randomize
